too many tobacco prayers
can short circuit gratitude
into separation anxiety
and cause breathing complications.
it says so right on the label
with pictures too.
yipeee doo for my subaru
can cause elation and freedom and what not.
it says so right on the label
with videos too.
where’s the warning about
may cause claustrophobia or
excessive hunch-backing
as you play twister to see
what the wind is doing?
squirrels don’t really run or scamper.
they arc;
slinkies on crack cocaine.
part 2 is
the logroll;
staring into squirrel eyes;
telepathy jolts for
a later on dance in the bus cabin?
