someone got the idea to try an egg as it emerged from an animal’s ass
or more likely, that someone paid attention to the other animals.
if it’s good enough for a saber toothed tiger,
it’s good enough for me and my cave man cronies.
i put some cheap cheddar cheese into my mouth
and just happened to be smoking a cigarette at the same time.
hello fancy smoked gouda taste.
they don’t teach these things at welfare class.
*for a few more cheesy ideas,
see broken bats splinter,
slot machines and what not