not everyone plays gatekeeper at the mall entrance.
but it’s not a government appointed position or anything.
no special hat, certification or royal coat of arms is required.
it looks like standing or pacing back and forth is encouraged
and so is humming every once in a while.
the job doesn’t pay anything,
but no cv or interview is required and
it’s a great way to enter a book of crisscrossing plots.
*broken bats baseball
in the 2 hole