shopping on the dole

26 Jul

not everyone plays gatekeeper at the mall entrance.
but it’s not a government appointed position or anything.
no special hat, certification or royal coat of arms is required.
it looks like standing or pacing back and forth is encouraged
and so is humming every once in a while.
the job doesn’t pay anything,
but no cv or interview is required and
it’s a great way to enter a book of crisscrossing plots.

*broken bats baseball
in the 2 hole

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4 Responses to “shopping on the dole”

  1. tonichristmann July 26, 2013 at 10:41 am #

    When I was a small child, my grandfather and my father would take my grandmother and mother (and me) downtown for a big day of department store shopping. The guys did exactly this – stood outside and people watched, chatted up other guys waiting for their wives….

    • steve July 27, 2013 at 11:24 am #

      everywhere everytime sacred land and cement; storefronts and jungle gyms

  2. kvennarad July 27, 2013 at 5:30 am #

    No special hat but a trout mask replica mandatory.

    • steve July 27, 2013 at 11:23 am #

      “reminds me of the bobby girls never was my hobby girls”

      in the context of the mall gatekeeper, the mumbling queen is no bobby girl. it seems the team sent her out on special assignment. she’s collecting abandoned butts from around town ashtrays, yesterday she was anyway.

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