communist medicine chest

26 Oct

we all probably have a little mr. bean in us.
i wash dishes in the shower.
it’s a violent version of the rubbber duckey days,
but when i dismount from the tub,
there’s nothing behind the mirror cabinet,
so i walk to the dollar store and buy
rubbing alcohol and arm and hammer.
costs me 2.11.
it soothes my muscles,
cleans my gums and walls,
and keeps me from smelling foul.
i’m then ready to woo the toothless junky,.
our encounter…the royal kiss.

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One Response to “communist medicine chest”

  1. kvennarad October 27, 2013 at 5:52 am #

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who washes dishes in the shower. Clothes too.

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