propaganda? racial profiling? geopolitical hogwash?

21 Mar

we were lazy in the afternoon,
inter-netting,
finding the country with the most obese people,
the tallest people,
the people with the largest penises
turns out the democratic republic of Congo won that one
and the smallest penises went to North Korea
which,
we concluded,
would explain their obsession over ballistic missile launchings,
an over compensation of sorts,
but come to think of it,
i’ve never had a doctor or any government official
measure my penis.
who can trust these websites?

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3 Responses to “propaganda? racial profiling? geopolitical hogwash?”

  1. Steve Myers March 21, 2017 at 8:32 pm #

    Turns out the country with the tallest average was The Netherlands at 6 feet. I can’t remember the obesity results, but the United States was close to the top, first or second I think. India was up there too which kind of surprised me since they also ranked 1 or 2 in the percentage of vegetarians.

  2. glen715 March 22, 2017 at 4:44 am #

    I’ve never measured mine, but lately I’ve considered doing so, because I think that these gals are missing out on something that’s pretty doggone special. What a shame.

    Lonely Glen

    • Steve Myers March 22, 2017 at 10:51 am #

      i think coffee and conversation, your intelligence Glen and humor is a better bet, but that’s not to say you don’t possess a King Konger.

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