our beautiful messy tasty bodies

22 Mar

i’m not a farmer, not yet anyway, but i believe in polygamy with fruits and vegetables. I would think it provides crop rotation to the earth, gives the soil some rest – potatoes one season, zucchini the next. I would like to get together with farmers and discuss this and maybe even smuggle some fruits and produce into urban parks. We could display them on make shift scarecrows.

apples, oranges, potatoes for breasts.
cucumbers, zucchini and carrots for penises.
the inside of eggplants for vaginas.

we could make bodies beautiful and tasty again, like they were before all this synthetic porn, before all this plastic, perfect, and fake. We could go back to all that dirt and scratchy records.

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3 Responses to “our beautiful messy tasty bodies”

  1. Allan G. Smorra March 22, 2017 at 5:28 pm #

    Spotty wi-fi can give streaming music that retro-vinyl sound. Now about those vegetables…
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    • Steve Myers March 22, 2017 at 8:56 pm #

      i guess it’s the getting to the record store i miss most, the bus splashing puddles on our pants and endless other sidetracks.

      • Allan G. Smorra March 22, 2017 at 10:55 pm #

        I know what you mean, Steve. I usually forgot what I went in to look for once I heard whatever was playing over the speakers in the store. I usually came out with something that I enjoyed even more once I got home and remembered what I forgot. There’s the start to a C&W ditty.
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