food chain confusion

24 Mar

a good fiber diet probably does a lot of good things for our bodies. it, for example, is supposed to keep our shit together. I eat coleslaw and salad from time to time and plenty of frozen vegetables so then why do i always need so much toilet paper? The toilet paper then clogs the toilet or if it finally proceeds past the flush and swirl; it reeks havoc elsewhere; it probably stalls or contaminates the sewage treatment plant situation and even then, even when it returns to the river or sea, it is eaten by a fish which is then caught, killed, packaged, and shipped off to a grocery store cooler for me to look at and decide whether or not to participate in the whole fishicide scenario which makes me wonder how much toilet paper i have. maybe i should start making soup?


5 Responses to “food chain confusion”

  1. Allan G. Smorra March 24, 2017 at 2:11 pm #

    You could try the soup, but in a short time you might find that urine trouble…

    • Steve Myers March 24, 2017 at 4:35 pm #

      One of my lasting memories of san francisco was a sign in a storefront window saying “If you have to pee, please piss in a bottle.” The message, I assume, was intended for squatters and what not. It seemed so filled with compassion and understanding and a solution too.

      • Allan G. Smorra March 24, 2017 at 8:56 pm #

        I think that you have hit on the key to getting along in life, Steve. Provide solutions instead of just pointing out problems.

  2. kvennarad March 25, 2017 at 6:30 am #

    This reminds me of my advice to someone who drinks too much:
    Pour the contents of the bottle down the loo, hit yourself over the head with the empty bottle, and thereby cut out the middle-man.

    • Steve Myers March 25, 2017 at 11:28 am #

      OUCH, that sounds painful, but then again, it probably knocks one out in a cartoon flash.

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