can you keep a secret?

when a dog sees a fellow dog on a screen,
it tends to go sniff or lick that screen and
when that dog realizes that the screen is not real
it steps down and looks elsewhere.
i hope scientists, engineers, and computer programmers don’t know this
shhhhhhh
because
if they do,
they might be designing tv’s that give off smells at this very moment
or maybe they already willy wonka have?
i bet dogs real soon will have their own smart phones
so they don’t get bored when their owners take them for walks.
i’m not very politically active,
but i like dogs so on behalf of them,
i hope they never get their own doggie smart phones
because i would think there’s nothing better than real piss beside a fire hydrant.
that’s the thing i don’t like about national geographic tv specials.
it’s like porn.
it’s better than reality.